Systematic chaos.

fake-mermaid:

look what my friend did to her dog i can’t breathe

thespookiesttaco:

i would do my homework but

sadly i am only an eel

lezbhonest:

Today the British Parliament voted to legalize gay marriage in the UK. The vote passed 400 to 175 - a majority of 225.

in other words…YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

neck kissing is really fucking hot though

“Dis is my brudder. I’ll cuddle him like dis.”

theworldjustgotlighter:

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. This one deserves more.

paralol:

I love when your dog just lets you sit there to pet them. You don’t necessarily know if they are enjoying. But they love you enough to just sit there with you for a bit. 

physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

valval-the-cat:

and-rohan-will-answer:

ten0uttaten:

that-kid-matt-biller:

whenthefire-dies:

furose:

grimyboy:

HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE BABIES SWIMMING I AM 21 AND CANNOT SWIM THIS IS SOME FUCK SHIT

Babies instinctively know when to hold their breathes!
Babies are amazing

what

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? I HAVE TO HOLD MY NOSE AND THIS BABY DOESN’T HAVE TOO!?

What shitty parent discovered this

babies are naturally able to swim hello they just spent nine moths in amiotic fluid this is instinctive so no, parent is not shitty, parent is re-enforcing baby’s natural instinctive behaviour.

parent is good for doing this because parent is basically saying “yes the behaviours you were born with are great!”

BUT THEIR MOUTHS ARE OPEN???