Systematic chaos.

“Dis is my brudder. I’ll cuddle him like dis.”

theworldjustgotlighter:

They say a picture is worth a thousand words. This one deserves more.

paralol:

I love when your dog just lets you sit there to pet them. You don’t necessarily know if they are enjoying. But they love you enough to just sit there with you for a bit. 

physicalvocalist:

fallen-angel-in-the-tardis:

lembas-and-cram:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

rendezvousramen:

addictedtopunsandpizza:

macaronivevo:

jesuschristvevo:

is it data or data

is it route or route

is it caramel or caramel

is it either or either

is it read or read

is it lead or lead

Maybe its Maybelline

I hate how any English speaker knows exactly what’s happening here.

valval-the-cat:

and-rohan-will-answer:

ten0uttaten:

that-kid-matt-biller:

whenthefire-dies:

furose:

grimyboy:

HOW THE FUCK ARE THESE BABIES SWIMMING I AM 21 AND CANNOT SWIM THIS IS SOME FUCK SHIT

Babies instinctively know when to hold their breathes!
Babies are amazing

what

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!? I HAVE TO HOLD MY NOSE AND THIS BABY DOESN’T HAVE TOO!?

What shitty parent discovered this

babies are naturally able to swim hello they just spent nine moths in amiotic fluid this is instinctive so no, parent is not shitty, parent is re-enforcing baby’s natural instinctive behaviour.

parent is good for doing this because parent is basically saying “yes the behaviours you were born with are great!”

BUT THEIR MOUTHS ARE OPEN???

depression-cuts-tears:

yasiiia:

I began to hysterically cry when I realized that this described me to a T.

me

oh my god hello how are you welcome to my aquarium

chauvinistsushi:

bedhead-and-cigarettes:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

he’s so aggressively proud and determined to direct attention to his wife and son. first he’s like, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY AND STRENGTH AND POWER AND SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME,  and then with his son, he’s like LOOK, I MADE A THING, AND I AM PROUD OF THIS THING THAT I MADE.

I MADE A THING

fuelingit:

alaskas-fault-was-in-her-stars:

iamchandlerbing:

sailingincurrent:

r-omii:

theblackship:

Ke$ha’s real voice

Living proof that Hollywood kills talent.

WHY DAFUQ WOULD SHE HIDE THIS FROM US?

WHAAAAAAAT

Saw this so long ago but it’s unbelievably relevant. Not just Hollywood, but many record companies that force their will on the artists that are actually really good. 

No, but Kesha is the biggest parody artist. She has a genius IQ and took classes at the local community college for fun. She was in college when she decided to just write shitty pop songs and have fun. She sings the songs she does because she wants to. If she wanted to make her money by selling things like this she would. But she has fun with what she does and challenges the idea that women can’t like sex, partying, and drinking while she’s at it. 

Kesha is my babygirl and I will defend her to the death